a lil comic relief at work...
last night at work EMS brought in a young girl with chief complaint: abdominal pain. 5 min later she came through the ER doors hanging off a stretcher screaming "my rectum is on fire"
disposition: nothing is wrong with you. (she was just lookin for a "get out of jail free" card)
very sad, but true...this is not out of the norm.
oh, the life of an ER nurse..